Showing posts with label flipping the clock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flipping the clock. Show all posts

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Flipping the Clock III

It's 3:30 am. I'm awake and restless after 7 hours of sleep. My plan to get my sleep schedule back to normal has hit a road block. But my burden can be your gain--presenting for your amusement, the latest installment of...
Flipping the Clock.

It's time to reset the stat counter again. And, as usual, that means a quick glance at my global demographic...

I like that you can trace my parents' trip to Vancouver through the trail of IP addresses from Saskatchewan to BC.

...and we look at what links led people here.
February
"parks and recreation" "he's a tourist" Camden, New Jersey, United States
ron swanson" he's a tourist" Nelson, New Zealand
"Come on Lily... get your head out of your ass" South Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
"He's a tourist.He vacations in people's lives takes pictures puts them in a sc" West Chester, Ohio, United States
"he's a tourist" AND "parks and recreation" New York, United States
"He's a tourist. He vacations in people's lives, takes pictures, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in are stories." Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States.
http://www.gamecritics.com/brad-gallaway/mass-effect-2-review
"the clock in the painted door sinclair ross" Sault Sainte Marie, Ontario, Canada
"friday quotations" Providence, Rhode Island, United States
"you are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel, If on a winter's night a traveler" Brookline, Massachusetts, United States
"cmon lilly get you head out of your ass" Dubai, United Arab Emirates
"experimental hotdog" Red Bud, Illinois, United States
"come on lily get your head out of your ass" Floral Park, New York, United States
http://www.gamecritics.com/alex-raymond/beyond-gender-choice-mass-effects-varied-inclusiveness
"come on lilly get your head out of your ass" Latina, Lazio, Italy

March
"musci classmandeville" Kingston, Saint Andrew, Jamaica
"gender in if on a winter's night women" Perth, Western Australia, Australia
"come on lily get your head" Kingston, Ontario, Canada
"friday quotations" Dudley, North Carolina, United States
"come on lily get your head out of your ass" Aarhus, Arhus, Denmark
"Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass" Vigo, Galicia, Spain
"come on Lily" Mons, Hainaut, Belgium
"himym come on lily, get your head out of your ass" Hadera, Hefa, Israel
"lily get your head" Jönköping, Jonkopings Lan, Sweden
"get your head out your ass lily" Edinburgh, United Kingdom
"if on a winter's night a traveler themes" Bennington, Vermont, United States
"http://exgress.blogspot.com/" Duncan, British Columbia, Canada
"humboldt saskatchewan blogs" Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
"http://www.gamecritics.com/alex-raymond/beyond-gender-choice-mass-effects-varied-inclusiveness" Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
"http://www.worldswithoutend.com/novel.asp?ID=1043" Brookline, Massachusetts, United States
"if on a winter's night a traveler critical analysis" Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"http://www.worldswithoutend.com/novel.asp?ID=1803" Glasgow, Glasgow City, United Kingdom

April
"Gene wolfe" weer" Edinburgh, United Kingdom
"barney lily get your head" Rotterdam, Zuid-holland, Netherlands


A few thoughts:
1. Apparently, some people, back in February, agreed with me that this Parks and Recreation quotation was worth noting.
2. And also apparently, many, many more people liked the Barney musical number, and agreed that the key words of the song include some combination of "Lily," "head," and "ass." The video has long since been removed; ah, Youtube and the vagaries of copyright.
3. The review of Calvino's "If on a winter's night, a traveler" seems to have some lasting power to it--I think it might, at this point, be the most searched for page on the blog (excluding the Humbug fiasco).
4. If anyone's interested, my thoughts on Mass Effect and Mass Effect II are here; I never got around to doing more thorough commentary, but these writers started a good ground for debate. Just search for my user name: "Person of Consequence."

That's it. See you in the next 500.

Later Days.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Flipping The Clock II

Is time linear, or cyclical? Does it flow like the sands of an hour glass or like a gurgling stream? Is it subjective or objective? Panoptic or pandemic? Random adjective or similar adjective? All I know is, it's time for another installment of...

Flipping the Clock.

So you all know the drill here. My stat count is nearing its full status for the sixth time, so before I reset it all, I'm going to go through the search results, because it amuses me. And, for extra fun, here's a the location map of all visitors:

In case you're thinking that this doesn't add up to four hundred and fifty some locations, remember there is some repeat traffic and compression going on. Plus, you have to subtract the hundred or so times a day I come to check the site myself. Moving on, here's the search results. Analysis after.
NOVEMBER
humbug bistro, humboldt sask Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
humboldt saskatchewan humbug blog Denare Beach, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro' Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
humboldt sask blog Lanigan, Saskatchewan, Canada
www.humbugbristro.blogspot.com Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
"humbug bistro" humboldt Dublin, Ireland
humbugbistro Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
prawnto "File not found" Ormond Beach, Florida, United States
"patrick bartlett"national imagery and mapping agency Boston, Massachusetts, United States
bookchicclub.blogspot.com Nepean, Ontario, Canada
www.humbugbistro.blogspot.com Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
humboldt humbug bistro Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada
www.humbugbistro.blogspot.com Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro humboldt blog Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbugbistro.blogspot.com Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
starburst anecdotes Houston, Texas, United States
humbug blog humboldt sk Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug blog humboldt sask Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
saskatchewan blog humbug humboldt Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
humboldt saskatchewan humbug blog Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbugbistro Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug blog humboldt sask Shellbrook, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro blog Brampton, Ontario, Canada
humboldt humbugbistro saskatchewan blog Kindersley, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug humboldt saskatchewan Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro blog Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
"humbug bistro% Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro facebook Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
www.tvshow.farescape/com Medford, Oregon, United States
meaning red starbursts Boston, Massachusetts, United States

DECEMBER
humbugbistro, humboldt Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
humbug bistro blog Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
redrosesforauthors.blogspot.com Williamstown, Massachusetts, United States
glossary-of-field-of-work.blogspot.com Walton, Greater London, United Kingdom
humbug bistro humboldt United States
koran Bangkok, Krung Thep, Thailand
humbug bistro blog Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
chutzpah 33.blogspot.com Elverum, Hedmark, Norway
aarseth cybertext rapidshare Berlin, Germany
taminator 40.blogspot.com France
writers edge info.blogspot Indian Orchard, Massachusetts, United States
anathem Redmond, Washington, United States
south park cleveland steamer Canada
if on a winter's night a traveler implied reader Kingston Upon Hull, Kingston Upon Hul, United Kingdom
www.humbugbistro@blogspot.com Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
sidney williams.blogspot La Crosse, Wisconsin,United States
www.humbugbistro.blogspot.com Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada
spoonreader.blogspot.com Quezon City, Philippines
kylejorgenson.com Lima, Peru
JANUARY
literary theory applied in if on a winter Kochi, Kerala, India
cleveland steamers; train Taoyüan, T'ai-wan, Taiwan
terry pratchett social issues ???
bazakbal author San Francisco, California, United States
book review if on a winters night Santa Clara, California, United States
ludmilla, the perfect reader Leeds, United Kingdom
themes in on a winters night a traveler New York, United States
Tazio Bazakbal Alexandria, Virginia, United States
a room of one's own implied author New Haven, Connecticut, United States
narration in "if on a winter night a traveler" Thessaloníki, Thessaloniki, Greece
book review if night Columbia, South Carolina, United States
cleveland things to do Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
danielle pafunda.blogspot.com Letchworth, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom
anal sex gross Fredericksburg, Virginia, United States
postpone to a later date Ljubljana, Bohinj, Slovenia
"compliant and promiscuous" Oxford, Mississippi, United States
FEBUARY
reader response calvino if on a winter's night Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
terry pratchett on positivism Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India
experimental movie site:blogspot.com Zagreb, Grad Zagreb, Croatia

That's a lot of searches. The lion's share, of course, goes to people looking for the humbug bistro blog. May November (and substantial parts of December) always be remembered for that time I leached off the fame of a much more popular site. Once you factor out those queries, the book reviews seem to be the most popular sections, which makes sense. After all, the book titles are search terms that are widely known enough to attract a large audience, yet distinct enough that this blog doesn't get drowned by all the others with similar topics. Italo Calvino's "If On a Winter's Night a Traveler" seems to top the list, so do take a look at it, if you haven't already. I'd do more book reviews, but they take for friggin' ever to write.

That's it for this round. See you in another 500. Or you know, next post.

Later Days.