What I did this weekend:
I finished my SLSA paper, bid a fond farewell to my parents, started running again, welcomed the new roommate who will be staying for a few months, marked a few papers, read a few papers, entirely failed to finish Jameson's Postmodernism, and learned that there are two Terry Pratchett books out I haven't read: Nation and Unseen Academicals.
Man, if I truncate a bit, we can get through these updates much faster. And none of these items were rushed through. Nope, not one. You've got as much information on each one as you're ever going to get, and there's absolutely, positively nothing more to tell.