"Full nudity exists, perhaps, only in the bodies of the damned in hell, as they unremittingly suffer the eternal torment of divine justice. In this sense it can be said that in Christianity there is no theology of nudity, only a theology of clothing."
--Giorgio Agamben, Nudities.
It was going to be a quotation from a David Sedaris book, but I left it at the office, so... here's some Agamben. Yeah.