It looked a lot like this:
|"What, is this an inappropriate reaction to the vehicle hurtling toward my head?"|
Now, I know that I carry some blame here. I declared my presence in a tone and manner that suggested that I wouldn't be adverse to applying a tummy rubbing to a kitty cat. And under other circumstances, said tummy rubbing would indeed be dutifully applied. But there is a time and a place, kitty cat. There. Is. A. Time. AND. A. PLACE.
Please spay and neuter your pets, folks.