Aren't they all?"
--Alan Moore, "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?", Superman #423
"The next morning, still wondering [whom I'd get to write the story], I happened to be having breakfast with Alan Moore. So I told him about my difficulties. At that point he literally rose out of his chair, put his hands around my neck, and said, 'If you let anybody but me write that story, I'll kill you.'" --Julius Schwartz, editor of Superman, circa 1985.