But we're not doing that.
|Sure, the Han and Leia romance is classic wedding stuff...|
|But the secret romance of Admiral Akbar and Monmothma? That's style.|
|Speaking of style, a Katamari Damacy theme? Slow clap.|
|Somebody needs to tell that superhero that the bride costume just doesn't work for fighting evil doers.|
|Dude, you can't marry your alternate reality gender-swapped fan-fic self! You're only 13! Play the field!|