*In response to the deluge of comments (all three; well, mostly the last two) in the ongoing capris saga*:
Let's keep it friendly, guys. The important thing to remember is that, not for the first time, I was laughed at for dressing like a girl. Isn't that the sort of thing that should bring people together?
And as for the totally unwarranted short comment, I am so shocked you would go there that I'm speechless. Ed from Full Metal Alchemist, is there anything you'd like to say?
Ally McBeal? Anything you'd like to add? Perhaps in the form of a catchy song?
Keep keepin' it classy, McBeal.